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Practical, reusable, and clean-burning, it’s the kind of little luxury that slides into your routine and becomes part of the story.\n\nProduct features\n- Eco-friendly coconut apricot wax, hand-poured in the USA\n- Up to 20 hours burn time (4oz) — up to 50 hours (9oz)\n- Reusable amber or clear glass vessel with gold lid\n- Available scents: Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Cashmere Musk, Mango Coconut, Vanilla Bean, Lavender, Beachwood, Blackberry Vanilla, Unscented\n- Clean materials: cotton wick, ASTM-compliant, no parabens or phthalates\n\nCare instructions\n- Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. 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